Pitch Deck
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Male fetuses
Pitch Notes
  • #xy_chromosomes
  • #miniature_boys
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #soylent
  • #tiny_penis_speck
  • #upcycling
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Fight clubs
Pitch Notes
  • #first_rule
  • #lifehack
  • #toxic_masculinity
  • #real_or_imaginary
  • #perseverate
  • #countercyclical
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Scary noises
Pitch Notes
  • #patented_process
  • #ooooOOOOoooo
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #IPO
  • #in_the_bushes
  • #delightful_details
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Morning wood
Pitch Notes
  • #awkward_pee_positions
  • #formidable
  • #low_hanging_fruit
  • #countercyclical
  • #popping_a_tent
  • #stiffie
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Mindfulness
Pitch Notes
  • #meditation
  • #drink_the_koolaid
  • #deep_learning
  • #view_from_nowhere
  • #perseverate
  • #present_moment
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Bumps
Pitch Notes
  • #razor
  • #what_kind
  • #transparency
  • #frictionless
  • #gardasil
  • #delight
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.