Pitch Deck
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Slam poetry
Pitch Notes
  • #genderfluid_non_binary
  • #freemium
  • #IPO
  • #dank_verse
  • #snaps
  • #proprietary_algorithm
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Vajazzling
Pitch Notes
  • #shiny
  • #technology
  • #delightful_details
  • #xerox_parc
  • #disco_balls
  • #glitter
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Kegels
Pitch Notes
  • #squeeze
  • #tense
  • #churn_rate
  • #now_hold
  • #visionary
  • #leverage
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Vaping
Pitch Notes
  • #blowing_cotton
  • #ramp_up
  • #vape_rigs
  • #delightful_details
  • #freemium
  • #vape_wizards
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Corpses
Pitch Notes
  • #necrophilia_market
  • #rigor_mortis
  • #ice_cold
  • #gamechanger
  • #penetrate
  • #last_mile_solution
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Potable water
Pitch Notes
  • #72_hours_worth
  • #bunkers
  • #growth_hacking
  • #stealth_mode
  • #flint_michigan
  • #drink_the_koolaid
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.