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Home invasions
Pitch Notes
  • #panic_rooms
  • #fast_follow
  • #wet_bandits
  • #cat_burglers
  • #countercyclical
  • #bubble
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Germophobes
Pitch Notes
  • #SOAPy_hands
  • #lifehack
  • #crippling_condition
  • #viral
  • #not_wrong
  • #thought_starters
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Unnecessarily reminding people about 9/11
Pitch Notes
  • #calendar_reminders
  • #AB_test
  • #brandfluencers
  • #one_more_thing
  • #never_forget
  • #push_notification
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ASMR
Pitch Notes
  • #crinkle_tingles
  • #holistic
  • #synesthesia
  • #woah
  • #low_hanging_fruit
  • #youtubers
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Sex parties
Pitch Notes
  • #catered
  • #progressive
  • #eyes_wide_shut
  • #transparency
  • #AB_test
  • #brands
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Imposter syndrome
Pitch Notes
  • #basically_everyone
  • #stealth_mode
  • #no_downside
  • #dogfooding
  • #market_size
  • #iterate
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.