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Vaping
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  • #blowing_cotton
  • #ramp_up
  • #vape_rigs
  • #delightful_details
  • #freemium
  • #vape_wizards
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Deciding whether to hug or shake hands
Pitch Notes
  • #germs
  • #conversion_rate
  • #deep_learning
  • #fist_bump
  • #awkward
  • #actually_a_good_idea
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White people
Pitch Notes
  • #target_demographic
  • #disrupt
  • #market_size
  • #soylent
  • #majority_minority
  • #vc_bait
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Doing a murder
Pitch Notes
  • #supplies
  • #conversion_rate
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #anonymous
  • #satisfaction_guaranteed
  • #agile
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Social justice warriors
Pitch Notes
  • #SJWs
  • #liberalism
  • #drink_the_koolaid
  • #gamergate
  • #vc_bait
  • #brandfluencers
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Safe spaces
Pitch Notes
  • #trigger_warnings
  • #culture_wars
  • #IPO
  • #ui_ux
  • #undergrads
  • #in_the_wild
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.