The profoundly lazy:

SPANX for The profoundly lazy
YouTube for The profoundly lazy
Jurassic Park for The profoundly lazy
Blackwater for The profoundly lazy
Breitbart for The profoundly lazy
Instagram for The profoundly lazy
Uber for The profoundly lazy
Yelp for The profoundly lazy
PornHub for The profoundly lazy
Medium for The profoundly lazy
The Sharper Image for The profoundly lazy
The Church of Scientology for The profoundly lazy
Axe Body Spray for The profoundly lazy
Oculus for The profoundly lazy
IKEA for The profoundly lazy
TED for The profoundly lazy
The Make-A-Wish Foundation for The profoundly lazy
CrossFit for The profoundly lazy
Monsanto for The profoundly lazy
Second Life for The profoundly lazy
Snuggie for The profoundly lazy
WikiLeaks for The profoundly lazy
Ed Hardy for The profoundly lazy
Fox News for The profoundly lazy
Silk Road for The profoundly lazy
TaskRabbit for The profoundly lazy
Vibram FiveFingers for The profoundly lazy
Chuck E. Cheese for The profoundly lazy
Fiverr for The profoundly lazy
Hot or Not for The profoundly lazy
Hitachi Magic Wand for The profoundly lazy
lululemon for The profoundly lazy
The Catholic Church for The profoundly lazy
Amazon Alexa for The profoundly lazy
Fleshlight for The profoundly lazy
Fitbit for The profoundly lazy
23andMe for The profoundly lazy
The Trump Organization LLC for The profoundly lazy
Soylent for The profoundly lazy
Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia for The profoundly lazy
Cards Against Humanity for The profoundly lazy
Medieval Times for The profoundly lazy
Ask Jeeves for The profoundly lazy
BuzzFeed for The profoundly lazy
Edible Arrangements for The profoundly lazy
Snapchat for The profoundly lazy
GeoCities for The profoundly lazy
Roomba for The profoundly lazy
Crocs for The profoundly lazy
DivaCup for The profoundly lazy
Etsy for The profoundly lazy
Yahoo! Answers for The profoundly lazy
WebMD for The profoundly lazy
Ben and Jerry’s for The profoundly lazy
SkyMall for The profoundly lazy
Viagra for The profoundly lazy
Tesla for The profoundly lazy
Tinder for The profoundly lazy
The Girl Scouts of America for The profoundly lazy
Squatty Potty for The profoundly lazy
ChristianMingle for The profoundly lazy
TripAdvisor for The profoundly lazy
Chatroulette for The profoundly lazy
Netflix for The profoundly lazy
Wikipedia for The profoundly lazy
craigslist for The profoundly lazy
Burning Man for The profoundly lazy
FarmersOnly for The profoundly lazy
LinkedIn for The profoundly lazy
WorldStar for The profoundly lazy
Blockbuster for The profoundly lazy
Rent the Runway for The profoundly lazy
Hot Pockets for The profoundly lazy
Airbnb for The profoundly lazy
Ashley Madison for The profoundly lazy
Kickstarter for The profoundly lazy
Grindr for The profoundly lazy
Seamless for The profoundly lazy
Venmo for The profoundly lazy
Your Company for The profoundly lazy
Y Combinator for The profoundly lazy
ISIS for The profoundly lazy
Plan B for The profoundly lazy
Meetup for The profoundly lazy
GoPro for The profoundly lazy
Westworld for The profoundly lazy
Infowars for The profoundly lazy
Arby’s for The profoundly lazy
Shazam for The profoundly lazy
La Croix for The profoundly lazy