Merkins:

Jurassic Park for Merkins
Grindr for Merkins
Wikipedia for Merkins
Uber for Merkins
Tinder for Merkins
Blockbuster for Merkins
WikiLeaks for Merkins
Rent the Runway for Merkins
Fleshlight for Merkins
ChristianMingle for Merkins
Meetup for Merkins
Fitbit for Merkins
The Catholic Church for Merkins
Burning Man for Merkins
Amazon Alexa for Merkins
LinkedIn for Merkins
Edible Arrangements for Merkins
Chatroulette for Merkins
Ed Hardy for Merkins
WebMD for Merkins
The Church of Scientology for Merkins
Shazam for Merkins
Airbnb for Merkins
Ben and Jerry’s for Merkins
Tesla for Merkins
TripAdvisor for Merkins
The Girl Scouts of America for Merkins
TED for Merkins
Seamless for Merkins
Monsanto for Merkins
Instagram for Merkins
Axe Body Spray for Merkins
Yahoo! Answers for Merkins
Second Life for Merkins
Vibram FiveFingers for Merkins
Westworld for Merkins
lululemon for Merkins
Blackwater for Merkins
Roomba for Merkins
DivaCup for Merkins
Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia for Merkins
Kickstarter for Merkins
Medieval Times for Merkins
Fox News for Merkins
Silk Road for Merkins
GoPro for Merkins
Viagra for Merkins
Netflix for Merkins
23andMe for Merkins
The Trump Organization LLC for Merkins
FarmersOnly for Merkins
GeoCities for Merkins
Infowars for Merkins
WorldStar for Merkins
La Croix for Merkins
Y Combinator for Merkins
Medium for Merkins
IKEA for Merkins
Breitbart for Merkins
Etsy for Merkins
The Make-A-Wish Foundation for Merkins
SPANX for Merkins
CrossFit for Merkins
Venmo for Merkins
Chuck E. Cheese for Merkins
Squatty Potty for Merkins
Hot or Not for Merkins
PornHub for Merkins
Plan B for Merkins
Ashley Madison for Merkins
Fiverr for Merkins
The Sharper Image for Merkins
Snapchat for Merkins
Ask Jeeves for Merkins
Hitachi Magic Wand for Merkins
YouTube for Merkins
SkyMall for Merkins
craigslist for Merkins
Your Company for Merkins
TaskRabbit for Merkins
Soylent for Merkins
Cards Against Humanity for Merkins
Crocs for Merkins
Oculus for Merkins
ISIS for Merkins
Yelp for Merkins
BuzzFeed for Merkins
Arby’s for Merkins
Hot Pockets for Merkins
Snuggie for Merkins