Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation:

La Croix for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Tesla for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Chatroulette for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Blackwater for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Seamless for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Second Life for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Axe Body Spray for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
WebMD for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Oculus for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
WikiLeaks for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
GeoCities for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
IKEA for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Vibram FiveFingers for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Fox News for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
SPANX for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Amazon Alexa for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Hot Pockets for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Soylent for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Burning Man for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Arby’s for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Viagra for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
SkyMall for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Shazam for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Instagram for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
TED for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Ben and Jerry’s for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Netflix for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
DivaCup for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Ed Hardy for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Roomba for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
YouTube for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Ashley Madison for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Etsy for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
lululemon for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Westworld for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Fleshlight for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Edible Arrangements for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
GoPro for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
ChristianMingle for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
FarmersOnly for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
TaskRabbit for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Snapchat for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Squatty Potty for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
ISIS for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Silk Road for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Y Combinator for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
BuzzFeed for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Rent the Runway for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Meetup for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Uber for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Crocs for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Breitbart for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Chuck E. Cheese for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Infowars for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
The Trump Organization LLC for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Blockbuster for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Hot or Not for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
CrossFit for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Fitbit for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
The Make-A-Wish Foundation for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Monsanto for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Airbnb for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Jurassic Park for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
PornHub for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
craigslist for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
The Girl Scouts of America for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
The Catholic Church for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
TripAdvisor for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Hitachi Magic Wand for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Your Company for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
23andMe for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Venmo for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Medium for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
The Church of Scientology for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Wikipedia for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
The Sharper Image for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Snuggie for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Yahoo! Answers for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
WorldStar for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
LinkedIn for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Kickstarter for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Fiverr for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Grindr for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Cards Against Humanity for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Medieval Times for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Plan B for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Ask Jeeves for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Yelp for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Tinder for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation