Assholes:

SPANX for Assholes
Viagra for Assholes
Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia for Assholes
The Sharper Image for Assholes
Plan B for Assholes
Airbnb for Assholes
Burning Man for Assholes
ChristianMingle for Assholes
Fox News for Assholes
Silk Road for Assholes
Y Combinator for Assholes
Fitbit for Assholes
ISIS for Assholes
Crocs for Assholes
Yahoo! Answers for Assholes
Ask Jeeves for Assholes
Shazam for Assholes
WebMD for Assholes
TripAdvisor for Assholes
GoPro for Assholes
Meetup for Assholes
Infowars for Assholes
IKEA for Assholes
TaskRabbit for Assholes
Axe Body Spray for Assholes
The Catholic Church for Assholes
Vibram FiveFingers for Assholes
Ben and Jerry’s for Assholes
SkyMall for Assholes
lululemon for Assholes
Seamless for Assholes
Oculus for Assholes
Netflix for Assholes
Blackwater for Assholes
Kickstarter for Assholes
The Girl Scouts of America for Assholes
WorldStar for Assholes
Tinder for Assholes
23andMe for Assholes
Hitachi Magic Wand for Assholes
Hot Pockets for Assholes
FarmersOnly for Assholes
Fiverr for Assholes
Ed Hardy for Assholes
Roomba for Assholes
CrossFit for Assholes
Etsy for Assholes
Hot or Not for Assholes
DivaCup for Assholes
Medieval Times for Assholes
Chuck E. Cheese for Assholes
WikiLeaks for Assholes
Monsanto for Assholes
Squatty Potty for Assholes
The Trump Organization LLC for Assholes
craigslist for Assholes
The Make-A-Wish Foundation for Assholes
TED for Assholes
Westworld for Assholes
YouTube for Assholes
Yelp for Assholes
Chatroulette for Assholes
Second Life for Assholes
Breitbart for Assholes
PornHub for Assholes
Rent the Runway for Assholes
Snuggie for Assholes
Your Company for Assholes
GeoCities for Assholes
Medium for Assholes
Amazon Alexa for Assholes
Edible Arrangements for Assholes
Fleshlight for Assholes
BuzzFeed for Assholes
Uber for Assholes
Wikipedia for Assholes
Blockbuster for Assholes
Snapchat for Assholes
Cards Against Humanity for Assholes
Instagram for Assholes
Arby’s for Assholes
Grindr for Assholes
La Croix for Assholes
Tesla for Assholes
Soylent for Assholes
Venmo for Assholes
Jurassic Park for Assholes
The Church of Scientology for Assholes
Ashley Madison for Assholes
LinkedIn for Assholes