#stealth_mode

Pitch Cards with #stealth_mode:

Anal bleaching
Billionaires
Canadians
Children’s teeth
Elves
Furries
Imposter syndrome
Neanderthals
Never having to talk to anyone ever again
Never Nudes
Opioids
Panic rooms
Peep holes
Potable water
Pretending to be busy
Psychopaths
Puppy mills
Racist news
Registered sex offenders
Resting bitch face
Sentient corn
Slowly and methodically poisoning someone
The cripplingly awkward
The Illuminati
The imminent nuclear apocalypse
The lizard people who live secretly among us
The rapture
The real timeline where Donald Trump isn’t president
The singularity
The US–Mexico border
Time travel
Unregistered sex offenders
Vampires
Waterboarding
Wiping your bottom
Your doomsday bunker
Your secret second family
_______ and chill
Literally just _______