Anal bleaching |
Billionaires |
Canadians |
Children’s teeth |
Elves |
Furries |
Imposter syndrome |
Neanderthals |
Never having to talk to anyone ever again |
Never Nudes |
Opioids |
Panic rooms |
Peep holes |
Potable water |
Pretending to be busy |
Psychopaths |
Puppy mills |
Racist news |
Registered sex offenders |
Resting bitch face |
Sentient corn |
Slowly and methodically poisoning someone |
The cripplingly awkward |
The Illuminati |
The imminent nuclear apocalypse |
The lizard people who live secretly among us |
The rapture |
The real timeline where Donald Trump isn’t president |
The singularity |
The US–Mexico border |
Time travel |
Unregistered sex offenders |
Vampires |
Waterboarding |
Wiping your bottom |
Your doomsday bunker |
Your secret second family |
_______ and chill |
Literally just _______ |