#soylent

Pitch Cards with #soylent:

White people
White cisgender heterosexual men
Renaissance faires
Persistent vegetative states
Mouth breathers
Male tears
Male fetuses
Magic beans
Libertarians
Leftovers
Juggalos
Ineffective folk remedies
Immortality
Human Growth Hormone
Human centipedes
Hot Pockets
Hipsters
Hippie types
Gamers
Foreskin
Farmers
Ethical cannibalism
Egg salad
Edibles
Drunk people
Drugs that could potentially lead to you biting someone’s face off
Drug mules