#sells_itself

Pitch Cards with #sells_itself:

A religion centered entirely around _______
Actually moving to Canada this time
Amber alerts
Assholes
Baking your enemies into a pie
Beards
Blackmail
Coming out
Cry holes
Dogs
Ethical cannibalism
Feminists
Gentrification
Getting swole
Hot Pockets
Human decency
Human shields
ISIS recruiting
Killer AI
Liberal guilt
Living proudly as a goat
Lonely, confused men
Losers
Male birth control
Merkins
The human condition