#sells_itself

Pitch Cards with #sells_itself:

The human condition
Merkins
Male birth control
Losers
Lonely, confused men
Living proudly as a goat
Liberal guilt
Killer AI
ISIS recruiting
Human shields
Human decency
Hot Pockets
Getting swole
Gentrification
Feminists
Ethical cannibalism
Dogs
Cry holes
Coming out
Blackmail
Beards
Baking your enemies into a pie
Assholes
Amber alerts
Actually moving to Canada this time
A religion centered entirely around _______