Pitch Cards with #no_downside:

_______ but woke
A swift and painless death
Burning Man
Imposter syndrome
Internet comments
Internet outrage
Literally no one
Panic rooms
Profound spiritual emptiness
Sentient AI
Sex dungeons
That last little bit of pee
The proudly asexual
The real timeline where Donald Trump isn’t president
The Sabbath
The tears of your enemies
The untapped market potential of the ancient, forgotten race at the center of the Earth
Time travel
Your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free