#no_downside

Pitch Cards with #no_downside:

Your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
Vegans
Time travel
The untapped market potential of the ancient, forgotten race at the center of the Earth
The tears of your enemies
The Sabbath
The real timeline where Donald Trump isn’t president
The proudly asexual
That last little bit of pee
Sex dungeons
Sentient AI
Schadenfreude
Profound spiritual emptiness
Panic rooms
Losers
Literally no one
Internet outrage
Internet comments
Imposter syndrome
Coffins
Burning Man
A swift and painless death
_______ but woke
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