#delightful_details

Pitch Cards with #delightful_details:

_______ but suuuuper gay
Anal bleaching
Bubblewrap
Clowns
Doomsday preppers
Human-size doll companions
Nasal irrigation
Scary noises
Selling _______ to hipsters at a 300% price increase
Sex dungeons
Shockingly accurate latex reproductions of your genitals
The vaginal region
Vajazzling
Vaping
Your junk
Your skin
Farts