#delightful_details

Pitch Cards with #delightful_details:

Farts
Your skin
Your junk
Vaping
Vajazzling
The vaginal region
Shockingly accurate latex reproductions of your genitals
Sex dungeons
Selling _______ to hipsters at a 300% price increase
Scary noises
Nasal irrigation
Human-size doll companions
Doomsday preppers
Clowns
Bubblewrap
Anal bleaching
_______ but suuuuper gay