#conversion_rate

Pitch Cards with #conversion_rate:

Zombies
Werewolves
Virgins
Vampires
Vaccinations
Unregistered sex offenders
The zombie apocalypse
The uncontacted tribes of the Amazon
The caliphate
That last little bit of pee
Seizing the means of production
Religiously mandated genital mutilation
Registered sex offenders
Pegging
No fap November
Human-eagle hybrids
Fuckboys
Feminists
Failing relationships
Ethically non-monogamous relationships
Doing a murder
Designer babies
Deciding whether to hug or shake hands
Conversion therapy
Children’s teeth
A religion centered entirely around _______
_______ and chill