Your skin |
Vaccinations |
Trees |
Things mom won’t do for you anymore |
Therapists |
The unemployable |
The Sabbath |
Sugar daddies |
Selling _______ to hipsters at a 300% price increase |
Pizza |
Peak oil |
Never having to talk to anyone ever again |
Male birth control |
Literally no one |
Kids |
Jews |
Dogs |
Deciding whether to hug or shake hands |
Cry holes |
Billionaires |
Actually moving to Canada this time |
_______ but with drones |
_______ but suuuuper gay |