TED

Pairings:

TED for Pretending to be busy
TED for Earth-2
TED for Attentive robot lovers
TED for Ethical cannibalism
TED for The homeless
TED for North Korea
TED for Wiping your bottom
TED for Centaurs
TED for Goblins
TED for Unnecessarily reminding people about 9/11
TED for Male tears
TED for The zombie apocalypse
TED for Wookiees
TED for Dying peacefully of old age, surrounded by loved ones
TED for Conversion therapy
TED for Hugs
TED for Taekwondo lessons
TED for Seizing the means of production
TED for Kids
Black TED
TED for Children’s blood
TED for Breakup sex
TED for Social justice warriors
TED for Racist news
TED for Plan B
TED for Pre-masticating your food
TED for Exotic pets
Selling TED to hipsters at a 300% price increase
TED for Dogs
TED for Things mom won’t do for you anymore
TED for Lonely, confused men
TED for Assisted suicide
TED for Hippie types
TED for Florida
TED for Never Nudes
TED for The real timeline where Donald Trump isn’t president
TED for Mimes
TED for Imaginary friends
TED for Pet cemeteries
TED for ISIS recruiting
TED for The Amish
TED for The US–Mexico border
TED for Kegels
TED for Pegging
TED for Your junk
TED but with drones
TED for Jugglers
TED for Single-digit millionaires
TED for Arranged marriages
TED for Calling your parents
TED for Freegans
TED for Irresponsible chimpanzee ownership
TED for Sexting
TED for Teens
TED for Portland
TED for Consent
TED for Foreskin
TED for Burning Man
TED for Hicks
TED for Sleep eating
TED for The caliphate
TED for Mars Colony 2
TED for A swift and painless death
TED for Manic pixie dream girls
TED for The unemployable
TED for Cucks
TED for Human decency
TED for Your secret second family
TED for The brave men and women of our military
TED for 3D printed sex toys
TED for Goths
TED for Doomsday preppers
TED for Online harassment
TED for Religiously mandated genital mutilation
Mommy TED
TED for Chemtrails
TED for Nonsexual glory holes
TED for Cats
TED for Doing a murder
TED for The polyamorous community
TED for Mindfulness
TED for Beards
TED for Slam poetry
TED for The clitoris
TED for Jews
TED for The patriarchy
TED for The alt-right
TED Missed Connections
TED for Labiaplasty
TED for Unregistered sex offenders
TED for Overly specific fetishes
TED for Germophobes
TED for Registered sex offenders
TED for Mouth breathers
TED for Blackmail
TED for The vaginal region
TED for Billionaires
TED for Nightmare fuel
TED for Potable water
TED for Sleep paralysis
TED for Panic rooms
TED for Autofellatio
TED for Feminists
TED for Profound spiritual emptiness
TED for Your deathbed
TED for Vegans
TED for Millennials
TED for Dialing 911
TED for Doing sex right
TED for Making America Great Again
TED for Schadenfreude
TED for Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks
TED for Peak oil
TED for Golden showers
TED for Ayahuasca ceremonies
TED for Going back in time to kill Hitler
TED for Butt stuff
TED for Internet comments
TED for Magic beans
TED for Waterboarding
TED for Piggyback rides
TED for Farts
TED for White cisgender heterosexual men
TED for Rumspringa
TED for Vampires
TED for Therapists
TED for ASMR
TED for Sentient AI
TED for Corpses
TED for Suppressing your emotions
TED for Fighting crime
TED for Merkins
TED for Egg salad
TED for Disrupting yourself
TED for Bumps
TED for Male fetuses
TED for Rehab
TED for Human cloning
TED for Apologies
TED for Empowering nudes
TED for American audiences
TED for Baking your enemies into a pie
TED for Bubblewrap
TED for Humanities majors
TED for Drunk people
TED for Trees
TED for Child prison
TED for Things you can have sex with
TED for Checking your privilege
TED for Pizza
TED for Cat ladies
TED for Juggalos
TED for People who peaked in high school
TED for Furries
TED for Fake news
TED for Time travel
TED for The rapture
TED for Human centipedes
TED for The Illuminati
TED for Private prisons
TED for Human babies
TED for Catcalling
TED for Never having to talk to anyone ever again
TED for Persistent vegetative states
TED for Nasal irrigation
Make TED Great Again
TED for Coffins
TED for Fight clubs
TED for Morons
TED for Fugue states
TED for Children’s teeth
TED for Being cryogenically frozen until 2020
TED for Non college educated whites
TED for Seasteading
A TED Original Series
TED for Renaissance faires
TED for Parkour
TED for Human hair
TED for Failing relationships
TED for Hot Pockets
Hi, I’d like to add you to my professional network on TED.
TED but suuuuper gay
TED for Zombies
TED for Libertarians
TED for Farmers
TED for Talking to your kids about sex
A religion centered entirely around TED
TED for Fuckboys
TED for Imposter syndrome
TED for Peep holes
TED for Sex robots with in-app purchases
Confederate TED
TED for Coming out
TED but less evil
TED for Your skin
Steampunk TED
TED for Puppy mills
TED for Working yourself to death
TED for Naughty children
TED for Breastfeeding
TED for The Sabbath
TED for Edibles
TED in space
TED for Clowns
TED for That last little bit of pee
TED for Fad diets
TED for Literally no one
TED for Neanderthals
TED for Angry mobs
TED for The lizard people who live secretly among us
TED for The miracle of childbirth
TED: The Musical!
TED for White privilege
TED for Africa
TED for Human-eagle hybrids
TED for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
TED for Pooping in public
TED for Home invasions
TED for Killer AI
TED for Anal bleaching
TED for Assholes
TED for Cocaine
TED for Gamers
TED for VR porn
TED for Slowly and methodically poisoning someone
TED for Germans
TED for Scary noises
TED for Resting bitch face
TED for Expressing your dog’s anal glands
TED for Refugees
TED but only for white people in New York and San Francisco
TED for Werewolves
TED for The uncontacted tribes of the Amazon
TED for Human Growth Hormone
Artisanal TED
TED for Immortality
TED for Narcissists
TED for No fap November
TED for Human kindness
TED for Cry holes
TED for Mass deportation
TED for Men
TED for Drugs that could potentially lead to you biting someone’s face off
TED for Mushrooms
TED for Actually moving to Canada this time
TED for Mens rights advocates
TED for The Chinese market
TED for Saying fuck it and moving to the woods for the rest of your life
TED for Hipsters
TED for Sex parties
TED for Human organs
TED for Tweens
TED for Ineffective folk remedies
TED for The cripplingly awkward
TED for Gender neutral bathrooms
TED for Vajazzling
TED for Drum circles
TED for Glory holes
TED for Elves
TED for Talking about your feelings
TED for Reiki
TED for Morning breath
TED for Getting swole
TED for Ripping all the non-head hair out of your body
Literally just TED
TED for Adderall
TED for The tears of your enemies
TED for Monogamy
TED for Analingus
TED for Shockingly accurate latex reproductions of your genitals
TED for The profoundly lazy
TED for Sweetly disabled goats
TED for Republicans
TED for Virgins
TED for Colonics
TED for Bernie bros
TED but woke
TED for Your butthole
TED for Sugar daddies
TED for Deciding whether to hug or shake hands
TED for Trampolines when you need them
TED for Human trafficking
TED for Mansplaining
TED: The Adventure Theme Park
Shitty TED
TED for Internet outrage
TED for Your parents
TED for Leftovers
TED for The singularity
TED for Ethically non-monogamous relationships
TED for Opioids
TED for Introverts
TED for The gulag
TED for Women
TED for Sentient corn
TED for Fish
TED for Daddy
TED for Faking your death
TED for Wizards
TED for Psychopaths
TED for Jedis
TED for Gentrification
TED for Empathy
TED for Conceptually interesting, but ultimately not very enjoyable, sex stuff
TED for Miniature donkeys
TED for Morning wood
TED for Male birth control
TED for Vaping
TED for Living proudly as a goat
TED for Ball pits
TED for Vaccinations
TED for Just one extremely rich man
TED for Naps
TED for The untapped market potential of the ancient, forgotten race at the center of the Earth
TED for Fecal transplants
TED for Perpetual motion machines
TED for Sex dungeons
TED for Liberal guilt
TED and chill
TED for Safe spaces
TED for The elderly
TED for Amber alerts
TED for The human condition
TED for Sperm
TED for Designer babies
TED for Manscaping
TED for Drug mules
TED live cams
TED for Singles in the Dallas–Fort Worth area
TED for Megayachts
TED for Hiring an old timey chimneysweep
TED for Smell dating
TED for White people
TED for Human shields
TED for Losers
TED for Barnyard animals
TED for The proudly asexual
TED for Canadians
TED for Your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
TED for Lighthouse keepers
TED for Threesome logistics
TED for Spooning
TED for The imminent nuclear apocalypse
TED for Ghosts
TED for Meditation
TED for Your doomsday bunker
TED for Platonic cuddling
TED for Human-size doll companions
TED for Ugly-crying
TED for Panic attacks