Monsanto

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Monsanto for Slam poetry
Monsanto for Sleep paralysis
Monsanto for Mimes
Monsanto for Social justice warriors
Monsanto for Hot Pockets
Monsanto for Things mom won’t do for you anymore
Monsanto for Introverts
Monsanto for Edibles
Monsanto for Fight clubs
Monsanto for Furries
Monsanto for Gender neutral bathrooms
Monsanto for Never Nudes
Monsanto for Merkins
Monsanto for Panic attacks
Monsanto for Pizza
Monsanto for Piggyback rides
Monsanto for Children’s teeth
Monsanto for Breastfeeding
Monsanto for Your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
Monsanto for Designer babies
Monsanto for Disrupting yourself
Monsanto and chill
Monsanto for Male birth control
Monsanto for Assholes
Monsanto for Sex dungeons
Monsanto but suuuuper gay
Monsanto for Corpses
Monsanto for Labiaplasty
A religion centered entirely around Monsanto
Monsanto for Coming out
Monsanto for Conceptually interesting, but ultimately not very enjoyable, sex stuff
Monsanto for Panic rooms
Monsanto for Gamers
Monsanto but less evil
Monsanto for Mindfulness
Monsanto for Hippie types
Monsanto live cams
Monsanto for Psychopaths
Monsanto in space
Monsanto for Saying fuck it and moving to the woods for the rest of your life
Monsanto for The proudly asexual
Monsanto for Vegans
Monsanto for The Chinese market
Monsanto for Nonsexual glory holes
Monsanto for Vampires
Monsanto for Fighting crime
Monsanto for Doing a murder
Monsanto for Virgins
Monsanto for Pre-masticating your food
Monsanto for Naps
Monsanto for The miracle of childbirth
Monsanto for Clowns
Monsanto for Mars Colony 2
Monsanto for Your parents
Monsanto for Drum circles
Monsanto for Human-eagle hybrids
Monsanto for The gulag
Monsanto for ASMR
Monsanto for Hicks
Monsanto for Unregistered sex offenders
Monsanto for Kids
Monsanto for Seasteading
Monsanto for Renaissance faires
Monsanto for Apologies
Monsanto for Jugglers
Monsanto for Farmers
Monsanto for Home invasions
Monsanto for Millennials
Monsanto for The profoundly lazy
Monsanto for Arranged marriages
Monsanto for Hipsters
Monsanto for Faking your death
Monsanto for Cry holes
Monsanto for Wiping your bottom
Monsanto for The real timeline where Donald Trump isn’t president
Monsanto for Talking about your feelings
Monsanto for Cocaine
Monsanto for Losers
Monsanto for The zombie apocalypse
Monsanto for Perpetual motion machines
Monsanto for Potable water
Monsanto for Pet cemeteries
Monsanto but only for white people in New York and San Francisco
Monsanto for Imposter syndrome
Monsanto for Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks
Monsanto for Republicans
Monsanto for Drunk people
Monsanto for Daddy
Monsanto for Ethical cannibalism
Monsanto for Glory holes
Monsanto for Ethically non-monogamous relationships
Monsanto for Amber alerts
Monsanto for Vaccinations
Monsanto for Scary noises
Monsanto for Liberal guilt
Monsanto for Sentient corn
Monsanto for Opioids
Monsanto for Ghosts
Monsanto for Attentive robot lovers
Monsanto for Africa
Monsanto for Checking your privilege
Monsanto for Coffins
Monsanto for Hiring an old timey chimneysweep
Monsanto for Your skin
Monsanto for Autofellatio
Monsanto for No fap November
Monsanto for White privilege
Monsanto for Humanities majors
Monsanto for Peak oil
Monsanto for The brave men and women of our military
Monsanto for Fad diets
Monsanto for Religiously mandated genital mutilation
Monsanto for Schadenfreude
Monsanto for Registered sex offenders
Monsanto for Puppy mills
Monsanto for Cats
Monsanto for Human-size doll companions
Monsanto for Irresponsible chimpanzee ownership
Monsanto for Sex parties
Monsanto for Gentrification
Monsanto for Peep holes
Monsanto for Therapists
Shitty Monsanto
Monsanto for Goblins
Monsanto for Being cryogenically frozen until 2020
Monsanto for Mens rights advocates
Monsanto for Breakup sex
Monsanto for Online harassment
Monsanto for Nasal irrigation
Monsanto for Vaping
Monsanto for Human decency
Monsanto for Wizards
Monsanto for Anal bleaching
Monsanto for Expressing your dog’s anal glands
Monsanto for Ball pits
Monsanto for Dogs
Monsanto for Your doomsday bunker
Monsanto for Morning breath
Monsanto for Zombies
Monsanto for Your junk
Monsanto for The rapture
Monsanto for Human Growth Hormone
Monsanto for Mouth breathers
Monsanto for The imminent nuclear apocalypse
Monsanto for Fecal transplants
Monsanto for Sleep eating
Monsanto for Leftovers
Monsanto for Waterboarding
Monsanto for Your secret second family
Monsanto for Talking to your kids about sex
Monsanto for Assisted suicide
Monsanto for Never having to talk to anyone ever again
Monsanto for Parkour
Monsanto for Cucks
Monsanto for Human hair
Monsanto for ISIS recruiting
Monsanto for Freegans
Monsanto for The Illuminati
Monsanto for Beards
Monsanto for Sugar daddies
Monsanto for Shockingly accurate latex reproductions of your genitals
Monsanto for Dying peacefully of old age, surrounded by loved ones
Monsanto for Your deathbed
Monsanto for Monogamy
Monsanto for Hugs
Monsanto for Meditation
Monsanto: The Musical!
Monsanto for Megayachts
Monsanto for Trampolines when you need them
Monsanto for Sentient AI
Monsanto for Human babies
Monsanto for Portland
Monsanto for Deciding whether to hug or shake hands
Monsanto for Magic beans
Monsanto for Internet comments
Monsanto for Canadians
Monsanto Missed Connections
Monsanto for Rumspringa
Monsanto for Doomsday preppers
Monsanto for Women
Monsanto: The Adventure Theme Park
Monsanto for Men
Monsanto for Neanderthals
Monsanto for Empathy
Monsanto for Earth-2
Monsanto for Angry mobs
Monsanto for Imaginary friends
Monsanto for Butt stuff
Monsanto for Exotic pets
Monsanto for Sexting
Monsanto for The cripplingly awkward
Monsanto for The US–Mexico border
Monsanto for Egg salad
Monsanto for Feminists
Monsanto for Working yourself to death
Monsanto for Farts
Monsanto for The lizard people who live secretly among us
Monsanto for Baking your enemies into a pie
Monsanto for Plan B
Monsanto for Singles in the Dallas–Fort Worth area
Black Monsanto
Monsanto for Empowering nudes
Monsanto for Lonely, confused men
Monsanto for Jedis
Monsanto for The uncontacted tribes of the Amazon
Monsanto for The unemployable
Monsanto for Mass deportation
Monsanto for Human shields
Monsanto but with drones
Monsanto for Fish
Monsanto for People who peaked in high school
Monsanto for Adderall
Monsanto for Drug mules
Monsanto for Platonic cuddling
Monsanto for Things you can have sex with
Monsanto for Actually moving to Canada this time
Steampunk Monsanto
Monsanto for North Korea
Monsanto for Seizing the means of production
Monsanto for Bernie bros
Monsanto for Analingus
Monsanto for Your butthole
Monsanto for Male fetuses
Monsanto for Sex robots with in-app purchases
Monsanto for Taekwondo lessons
Monsanto for The caliphate
Monsanto for The singularity
Monsanto for Miniature donkeys
Monsanto for The patriarchy
Monsanto for Tweens
Monsanto for Blackmail
Monsanto for The alt-right
Monsanto for Immortality
Make Monsanto Great Again
Monsanto for Werewolves
Monsanto for Threesome logistics
Monsanto for Persistent vegetative states
Monsanto for Billionaires
Monsanto for Trees
Monsanto for Sperm
Monsanto for Narcissists
Monsanto for Spooning
Monsanto for Morons
Monsanto for Consent
Monsanto for Human kindness
Monsanto for Unnecessarily reminding people about 9/11
Monsanto for The clitoris
Monsanto for Child prison
Monsanto for White people
Monsanto for That last little bit of pee
Monsanto for A swift and painless death
Monsanto for Centaurs
Monsanto for The untapped market potential of the ancient, forgotten race at the center of the Earth
Monsanto for Time travel
Monsanto for Overly specific fetishes
Monsanto for Lighthouse keepers
Selling Monsanto to hipsters at a 300% price increase
Monsanto for Racist news
Monsanto for Profound spiritual emptiness
Monsanto for Non college educated whites
Literally just Monsanto
Monsanto for Making America Great Again
Monsanto for Refugees
Monsanto for Libertarians
Monsanto for The homeless
Monsanto for Calling your parents
Monsanto for The Amish
Monsanto for Human organs
Monsanto for Human cloning
Monsanto for Ugly-crying
Monsanto for Morning wood
Monsanto for Resting bitch face
Monsanto for Kegels
Monsanto for American audiences
Monsanto for Killer AI
Monsanto for Catcalling
Monsanto for Ripping all the non-head hair out of your body
Monsanto for Fuckboys
Monsanto for Mansplaining
Monsanto for Wookiees
Monsanto for Safe spaces
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Monsanto for Pooping in public
Monsanto for Manic pixie dream girls
Monsanto for Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Monsanto for Elves
Monsanto for Children’s blood
Monsanto for Foreskin
Monsanto for Suppressing your emotions
Mommy Monsanto
Monsanto for Smell dating
Monsanto for The vaginal region
Monsanto for Germans
Monsanto for Human trafficking
Monsanto for Chemtrails
Monsanto for The human condition
Monsanto for Germophobes
Monsanto for The tears of your enemies
Monsanto for Nightmare fuel
Monsanto for Human centipedes
Monsanto for Single-digit millionaires
Monsanto for Going back in time to kill Hitler
Monsanto for Failing relationships
Monsanto for Rehab
Monsanto for VR porn
Monsanto for Just one extremely rich man
Monsanto for Mushrooms
Monsanto for Bumps
Monsanto for Slowly and methodically poisoning someone
Monsanto for Dialing 911
Monsanto but woke
Monsanto for Living proudly as a goat
Monsanto for Literally no one
A Monsanto Original Series
Monsanto for Jews
Monsanto for Private prisons
Monsanto for Male tears
Monsanto for Florida
Monsanto for Golden showers
Monsanto for The Sabbath
Monsanto for White cisgender heterosexual men
Monsanto for Conversion therapy
Monsanto for Naughty children
Monsanto for Ineffective folk remedies
Monsanto for Fake news
Monsanto for Bubblewrap
Monsanto for Reiki
Monsanto for Fugue states
Monsanto for Juggalos
Monsanto for Manscaping
Monsanto for Pegging
Monsanto for Teens
Monsanto for Pretending to be busy
Monsanto for Cat ladies
Monsanto for 3D printed sex toys
Monsanto for Goths
Monsanto for Barnyard animals
Confederate Monsanto
Monsanto for Drugs that could potentially lead to you biting someone’s face off
Monsanto for Doing sex right
Monsanto for Colonics
Monsanto for Vajazzling
Monsanto for Getting swole
Monsanto for Sweetly disabled goats
Monsanto for Ayahuasca ceremonies
Monsanto for The elderly
Artisanal Monsanto
Monsanto for Internet outrage
Monsanto for Burning Man
Monsanto for The polyamorous community