Pitch Deck
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Fish
Pitch Notes
  • #water_friends
  • #hmmmm
  • #gill_based_lifestyles
  • #churn_rate
  • #aquatic_market
  • #synergy
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Farmers
Pitch Notes
  • #salt_of_the_earth_types
  • #soylent
  • #rustics
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #seed_round
  • #hay_boys
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Sentient AI
Pitch Notes
  • #hal_9001
  • #internet_of_things
  • #IPO
  • #killer_app
  • #robot_friends
  • #no_downside
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Kids
Pitch Notes
  • #you_know
  • #girls
  • #market_size
  • #boys
  • #actually_a_good_idea
  • #deep_learning
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Wiping your bottom
Pitch Notes
  • #plush
  • #DIY
  • #stealth_mode
  • #charmin_bears
  • #last_mile_solution
  • #freemium
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Registered sex offenders
Pitch Notes
  • #ankle_bracelet
  • #problematic
  • #captive_audience
  • #conversion_rate
  • #stealth_mode
  • #AB_test
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.