Pitch Deck
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The polyamorous community
Pitch Notes
  • #gender_fluidity
  • #brandfluencers
  • #share_economy
  • #horny
  • #unicorns
  • #cross_pollinate
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The clitoris
Pitch Notes
  • #elusive
  • #touch_id
  • #traction
  • #anatomy
  • #woah
  • #market_size
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Persistent vegetative states
Pitch Notes
  • #comas
  • #gamify
  • #ui_ux
  • #captive_audience
  • #soylent
  • #terri_schiavo
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Human kindness
Pitch Notes
  • #empathy_gap
  • #fast_follow
  • #feelings
  • #responsive
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #first_to_market
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Amber alerts
Pitch Notes
  • #missing_children
  • #backronym
  • #product_market_fit
  • #sells_itself
  • #captive_audience
  • #gamechanger
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Taekwondo lessons
Pitch Notes
  • #secret_belt_colors
  • #leverage
  • #ramp_up
  • #fighting_small_children
  • #move_fast_and_break_things
  • #self_defense
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.