Pitch Deck
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Butt stuff
Pitch Notes
  • #so_hot_right_now
  • #product_market_fit
  • #plugs
  • #hockey_stick_growth
  • #pegging
  • #bandwidth
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Morning wood
Pitch Notes
  • #awkward_pee_positions
  • #formidable
  • #low_hanging_fruit
  • #countercyclical
  • #popping_a_tent
  • #stiffie
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Manic pixie dream girls
Pitch Notes
  • #having_an_episode
  • #scale
  • #new_category
  • #market_size
  • #chuck_palahniuk
  • #zooey_deschanel
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Arranged marriages
Pitch Notes
  • #dowries
  • #roadmap
  • #what_could_go_wrong
  • #big_data
  • #acquihire
  • #herd_of_cattle
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Fake news
Pitch Notes
  • #journalism
  • #countercyclical
  • #already_meaningless
  • #bubble
  • #cross_pollinate
  • #fourth_estate
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Farts
Pitch Notes
  • #silent_but_deadly
  • #disrupt
  • #flatus
  • #steath_mode
  • #a_sphincter_says_what
  • #delightful_details
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.