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Never having to talk to anyone ever again
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  • #introverts
  • #shhhhh
  • #stealth_mode
  • #finally
  • #lean_startup
  • #actually_a_good_idea
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The Chinese market
Pitch Notes
  • #emerging_middle_class
  • #rose_gold
  • #vc_bait
  • #communism
  • #traction
  • #market_size
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Therapists
Pitch Notes
  • #psychoanalysis
  • #roi
  • #market_size
  • #cognitive_behavioral
  • #online
  • #actually_a_good_idea
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Assholes
Pitch Notes
  • #either_kind
  • #market_size
  • #irredeemable
  • #bay_area
  • #vc_bait
  • #sells_itself
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The real timeline where Donald Trump isn’t president
Pitch Notes
  • #barenstein_bears
  • #AB_test
  • #stealth_mode
  • #infinite_universes
  • #no_downside
  • #leibniz
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Things mom won’t do for you anymore
Pitch Notes
  • #man_babies
  • #basement_dwellers
  • #IPO
  • #freemium
  • #actually_a_good_idea
  • #cooking_and_cleaning
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.