Pitch Deck
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A must have for anyone trying to get their friends to advance beyond Cards Against Humanity.
– John, Kickstarter Backer -
Hilarious.
– Geek & Sundry -
I haven’t laughed that hard in a very long time. I can’t stop talking about it.
– Colin Raney, PillPack -
Like Shark Tank for absurdists.
– Laughing Squid -
Verdict: it was really fun.
– House Guest of a Kickstarter Backer -
Pitch Deck was designed to bring out the fun *no matter who is at the table*
– BoardGameGeek Review -
I hope there are expansions. This game is great.
– Ericc, Kickstarter Backer #413 -
A must have for anyone trying to get their friends to advance beyond CAH.
– BoardGameGeek Review -
It's fantastic! The cards and packaging are gorgeous.
– John, Kickstarter Backer #237 -
Captures the absolute absurdity of startup culture without having to experience any toxic masculinity.
– Zoë Salditch -
Attention nerds: This is the party game for you.
– Geek Wire
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.
You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.
Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.
There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.
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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.