Pitch Deck
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The profoundly lazy
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  • #eating_in_bed
  • #mom's_basement
  • #delivery_6_nights_a_week
  • #churn_rate
  • #sprint
  • #last_mile_solution
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Goths
Pitch Notes
  • #just_a_phase
  • #hot_topic
  • #fast_follow
  • #countercyclical
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #black_eyeliner
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Talking about your feelings
Pitch Notes
  • #patented_process
  • #men
  • #black_swan
  • #amazing
  • #change_agent
  • #hard
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Children’s blood
Pitch Notes
  • #peter_thiel
  • #incubator
  • #precious_fluids
  • #drink_the_koolaid
  • #upmarket_vampires
  • #vc_bait
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The gulag
Pitch Notes
  • #archipelago
  • #so_cold
  • #market_size
  • #new_stalinism
  • #change_agent
  • #vc_bait
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Rumspringa
Pitch Notes
  • #the_amish
  • #buggy_rides
  • #AB_test
  • #90_percent_move_back
  • #leverage
  • #ramp_up
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.