Pitch Deck
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The real timeline where Donald Trump isn’t president
Pitch Notes
  • #barenstein_bears
  • #AB_test
  • #stealth_mode
  • #infinite_universes
  • #no_downside
  • #leibniz
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Slowly and methodically poisoning someone
Pitch Notes
  • #patented_process
  • #drink_the_koolaid
  • #stealth_mode
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #arsenic
  • #anonymous
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The homeless
Pitch Notes
  • #key_takeaway
  • #market_size
  • #hmmmm
  • #ad_revenue
  • #brandfluencers
  • #gamify
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The rapture
Pitch Notes
  • #end_times
  • #the_leftovers
  • #barter_economy
  • #stealth_mode
  • #sprint
  • #last_mile_solution
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The US–Mexico border
Pitch Notes
  • #1989_miles
  • #stealth_mode
  • #last_mile_solution
  • #3201_kilometers
  • #market_size
  • #reverse_immigration
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The brave men and women of our military
Pitch Notes
  • #proud_patriots
  • #brandfluencers
  • #vc_bait
  • #national_anthem
  • #market_size
  • #support_the_troops
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.