Pitch Deck
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Manscaping
Pitch Notes
  • #body_trimming
  • #internet_of_things
  • #smooth_like_a_dolphin
  • #upside
  • #beard_trimmers
  • #scale
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Cry holes
Pitch Notes
  • #there_when_you_need_them
  • #actually_a_good_idea
  • #sells_itself
  • #deep
  • #dark
  • #countercyclical
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Failing relationships
Pitch Notes
  • #captive_market
  • #share_economy
  • #feels
  • #too_close_to_home
  • #conversion_rate
  • #planned_obsolescence
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Billionaires
Pitch Notes
  • #all_1810_of_them
  • #actually_a_good_idea
  • #spend_money_to_make_money
  • #churn_rate
  • #trés_commas
  • #stealth_mode
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Pre-masticating your food
Pitch Notes
  • #no_chew
  • #growth_hacking
  • #burn_rate
  • #mush
  • #here_comes_the_airplane
  • #product_market_fit
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The profoundly lazy
Pitch Notes
  • #eating_in_bed
  • #mom's_basement
  • #delivery_6_nights_a_week
  • #churn_rate
  • #sprint
  • #last_mile_solution
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.