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Sentient corn
Pitch Notes
  • #tiny_abominations
  • #hmmmm
  • #orville_redenbacher_death
  • #not_the_microwave
  • #stealth_mode
  • #pivot
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Peep holes
Pitch Notes
  • #non_sexual
  • #nda
  • #ui_ux
  • #stealth_mode
  • #in_the_wild
  • #shhhhhhh
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The US–Mexico border
Pitch Notes
  • #1989_miles
  • #stealth_mode
  • #last_mile_solution
  • #3201_kilometers
  • #market_size
  • #reverse_immigration
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Pet cemeteries
Pitch Notes
  • #living_on_a_farm_upstate
  • #zombie_cats
  • #natural_burial
  • #disrupt
  • #upcycling
  • #last_mile_solution
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Human decency
Pitch Notes
  • #scarcity
  • #deep_learning
  • #share_economy
  • #sells_itself
  • #viral
  • #first_to_market
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Online harassment
Pitch Notes
  • #doxxing
  • #hmmmm
  • #burn_rate
  • #twitter_mentions
  • #trolls
  • #internet_of_things
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.