Pitch Deck
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Human-eagle hybrids
Pitch Notes
  • #sharp_talons
  • #market_size
  • #conversion_rate
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #long_tail
  • #feathers
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Farmers
Pitch Notes
  • #salt_of_the_earth_types
  • #soylent
  • #rustics
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #seed_round
  • #hay_boys
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Juggalos
Pitch Notes
  • #woop_woop
  • #brandfluencers
  • #gatherings
  • #faygo
  • #soylent
  • #visionary
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Mansplaining
Pitch Notes
  • #actually
  • #the_entire_internet
  • #hmmmm
  • #upside
  • #hmmmm
  • #deep_learning
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Piggyback rides
Pitch Notes
  • #weeeee
  • #seamless
  • #still_fun
  • #not_creepy
  • #burn_rate
  • #in_the_wild
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Human organs
Pitch Notes
  • #young_and_healthy
  • #highest_bidder
  • #share_economy
  • #dogfooding
  • #koozies_for_your_kidneys
  • #responsive
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.