Pitch Deck
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Shockingly accurate latex reproductions of your genitals
Pitch Notes
  • #bespoke
  • #delightful_details
  • #veiny
  • #custom_folds
  • #low_hanging_fruit
  • #patented_process
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The US–Mexico border
Pitch Notes
  • #1989_miles
  • #stealth_mode
  • #last_mile_solution
  • #3201_kilometers
  • #market_size
  • #reverse_immigration
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Monogamy
Pitch Notes
  • #LTR
  • #formidable
  • #partnered_up
  • #save_on_rent
  • #countercyclical
  • #internet_of_things
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American audiences
Pitch Notes
  • #patriotic_sensibilities
  • #tim_allen
  • #voracious_appetites
  • #AB_test
  • #deep_learning
  • #market_size
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Your skin
Pitch Notes
  • #so_soft
  • #112lb_shed_in_a_lifetime
  • #amazing
  • #delightful_details
  • #actually_a_good_idea
  • #epidermis
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Bubblewrap
Pitch Notes
  • #so_satisfying
  • #responsive
  • #delightful_details
  • #fetish
  • #the_noise
  • #frictionless
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.