Pitch Deck
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Jedis
Pitch Notes
  • #midi-chlorians
  • #lightsaber_tricks
  • #the_younglings
  • #the_force
  • #cool_robes
  • #planned_obsolescence
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Pizza
Pitch Notes
  • #universally_loved
  • #flat_circle
  • #in_the_wild
  • #all_the_fixins
  • #actually_a_good_idea
  • #mvp
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Scary noises
Pitch Notes
  • #patented_process
  • #ooooOOOOoooo
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #IPO
  • #in_the_bushes
  • #delightful_details
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White privilege
Pitch Notes
  • #social_constructs
  • #ui_ux
  • #vc_bait
  • #disrupt
  • #bias
  • #majority_minority
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Living proudly as a goat
Pitch Notes
  • #your_best_life
  • #pre_revenue
  • #sells_itself
  • #prosthetics
  • #smell_test
  • #billies_and_nannies
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Unnecessarily reminding people about 9/11
Pitch Notes
  • #calendar_reminders
  • #AB_test
  • #brandfluencers
  • #one_more_thing
  • #never_forget
  • #push_notification
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.