Pitch Deck
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Daddy
Pitch Notes
  • #like
  • #bootstrap
  • #twitter_replies
  • #issues
  • #hmmmm
  • #product_market_fit
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The untapped market potential of the ancient, forgotten race at the center of the Earth
Pitch Notes
  • #mysterious
  • #rovc_bait
  • #molten_core
  • #what's_down_there
  • #no_downside
  • #🗿
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The caliphate
Pitch Notes
  • #isis
  • #market_size
  • #conversion_rate
  • #middle_east
  • #change_agent
  • #traction
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Sex dungeons
Pitch Notes
  • #sweet_bondage_rigs
  • #no_downside
  • #mysterious_door
  • #pain_point
  • #delightful_details
  • #sex_jeans
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Scary noises
Pitch Notes
  • #patented_process
  • #ooooOOOOoooo
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #IPO
  • #in_the_bushes
  • #delightful_details
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Your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
Pitch Notes
  • #ellis_island
  • #ICE_raids
  • #vc_bait
  • #lady_liberty
  • #no_downside
  • #antifragile
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.