Pitch Deck
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The proudly asexual
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  • #1%_of_the_population
  • #vc_bait
  • #gamify
  • #market_size
  • #reddit
  • #no_downside
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Imaginary friends
Pitch Notes
  • #childhood
  • #new_category
  • #totally_normal
  • #dogfooding
  • #responsive
  • #kind_of_eerie
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Feminists
Pitch Notes
  • #third_wave
  • #judith_butler
  • #paradigm_shift
  • #leverage
  • #sells_itself
  • #conversion_rate
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People who peaked in high school
Pitch Notes
  • #varsity_jacket
  • #in_the_wild
  • #ten_year_reunion
  • #aced_the_psat
  • #burn_rate
  • #disrupt
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Hiring an old timey chimneysweep
Pitch Notes
  • #child_labor
  • #long_tail
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #victorian_times
  • #hmmmm
  • #sweet_sooty_faces
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Pizza
Pitch Notes
  • #universally_loved
  • #flat_circle
  • #in_the_wild
  • #all_the_fixins
  • #actually_a_good_idea
  • #mvp
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.