Pitch Deck
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Doing a murder
Pitch Notes
  • #supplies
  • #conversion_rate
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #anonymous
  • #satisfaction_guaranteed
  • #agile
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Smell dating
Pitch Notes
  • #pheromones
  • #body_odor
  • #genetic_compatibility
  • #xerox_parc
  • #share_economy
  • #cross_pollinate
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Germans
Pitch Notes
  • #ja_or_nein
  • #lederhosen
  • #nihilists
  • #thought_starters
  • #new_category
  • #technology
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The vaginal region
Pitch Notes
  • #touch_id
  • #hands_free
  • #freemium
  • #human_women
  • #delightful_details
  • #results_driven
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Sex parties
Pitch Notes
  • #catered
  • #progressive
  • #eyes_wide_shut
  • #transparency
  • #AB_test
  • #brands
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Hot Pockets
Pitch Notes
  • #microwavable_pastries
  • #sells_itself
  • #soylent
  • #upcycling
  • #meat_based_treats
  • #unsustainable
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.