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Anal bleaching
Pitch Notes
  • #color_safe
  • #stealth_mode
  • #delightful_details
  • #trend_piece
  • #porn_fashion
  • #pain_point
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Goths
Pitch Notes
  • #just_a_phase
  • #hot_topic
  • #fast_follow
  • #countercyclical
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #black_eyeliner
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ISIS recruiting
Pitch Notes
  • #angry_men
  • #ad_revenue
  • #cool_flag_tho
  • #countercyclical
  • #caliphate
  • #sells_itself
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Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks
Pitch Notes
  • #olive_garden
  • #one_more_thing
  • #pastafarians
  • #amazing
  • #power_nap
  • #freemium
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The miracle of childbirth
Pitch Notes
  • #on_demand_epidurals
  • #gamify
  • #placenta_logistics
  • #amazing
  • #doula_rental
  • #market_size
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Teens
Pitch Notes
  • #cool
  • #market_size
  • #expected_lifetime_value
  • #b2c
  • #target_market
  • #vc_bait
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.