Pitch Deck
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Sperm
Pitch Notes
  • #seed_rounds
  • #jizz
  • #little_swimmers
  • #bubble
  • #ui_ux
  • #mvp
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Neanderthals
Pitch Notes
  • #99.5_percent_human
  • #bandwidth
  • #hominids
  • #stealth_mode
  • #technology
  • #common_ancestor
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The caliphate
Pitch Notes
  • #isis
  • #market_size
  • #conversion_rate
  • #middle_east
  • #change_agent
  • #traction
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Manic pixie dream girls
Pitch Notes
  • #having_an_episode
  • #scale
  • #new_category
  • #market_size
  • #chuck_palahniuk
  • #zooey_deschanel
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Burning Man
Pitch Notes
  • #MOOP
  • #IPO
  • #gifting
  • #drink_the_koolaid
  • #no_downside
  • #default_world
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Germans
Pitch Notes
  • #ja_or_nein
  • #lederhosen
  • #nihilists
  • #thought_starters
  • #new_category
  • #technology
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.