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Sleep paralysis
Pitch Notes
  • #hrrrrrgh
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #mvp
  • #cant_move
  • #IPO
  • #send_help
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Working yourself to death
Pitch Notes
  • #gig_economy
  • #amazing
  • #one_more_thing
  • #minimum_wage
  • #decacorn
  • #work_life_balance
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Online harassment
Pitch Notes
  • #doxxing
  • #hmmmm
  • #burn_rate
  • #twitter_mentions
  • #trolls
  • #internet_of_things
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Time travel
Pitch Notes
  • #delorean_rentals
  • #stealth_mode
  • #baby_hitler
  • #temporal_paradox
  • #freemium
  • #no_downside
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Autofellatio
Pitch Notes
  • #rib_removal
  • #sexual_ouroboros
  • #insanely_great
  • #traction
  • #roi
  • #almost_there
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The untapped market potential of the ancient, forgotten race at the center of the Earth
Pitch Notes
  • #mysterious
  • #rovc_bait
  • #molten_core
  • #what's_down_there
  • #no_downside
  • #🗿
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.