Pitch Deck
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Wiping your bottom
Pitch Notes
  • #plush
  • #DIY
  • #stealth_mode
  • #charmin_bears
  • #last_mile_solution
  • #freemium
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Drug mules
Pitch Notes
  • #high_risk_travel
  • #swallow_and_poop
  • #baggies
  • #churn_rate
  • #sprint
  • #soylent
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Goblins
Pitch Notes
  • #mischievous_creatures
  • #woah
  • #formidable
  • #gerblins
  • #fantasy
  • #10x
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The real timeline where Donald Trump isn’t president
Pitch Notes
  • #barenstein_bears
  • #AB_test
  • #stealth_mode
  • #infinite_universes
  • #no_downside
  • #leibniz
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Never Nudes
Pitch Notes
  • #jorts
  • #formidable
  • #actually_a_thing
  • #unicorn
  • #tobias
  • #stealth_mode
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Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks
Pitch Notes
  • #olive_garden
  • #one_more_thing
  • #pastafarians
  • #amazing
  • #power_nap
  • #freemium
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.