Pitch Deck
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Singles in the Dallas–Fort Worth area
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  • #metroplex
  • #horny
  • #target_demographic
  • #IPO
  • #black_swan
  • #disruption
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Assisted suicide
Pitch Notes
  • #euthanasia
  • #last_mile_solution
  • #livestreams
  • #toxic_slurry
  • #change_agent
  • #informed_consent
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Introverts
Pitch Notes
  • #shhhhhhhh
  • #irish_goodbyes
  • #overstimulation
  • #nda
  • #leverage
  • #hmmmm
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Dialing 911
Pitch Notes
  • #one_click_patent
  • #voice_activated_screaming
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #ad_revenue
  • #deep_learning
  • #emergencies
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Therapists
Pitch Notes
  • #psychoanalysis
  • #roi
  • #market_size
  • #cognitive_behavioral
  • #online
  • #actually_a_good_idea
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Billionaires
Pitch Notes
  • #all_1810_of_them
  • #actually_a_good_idea
  • #spend_money_to_make_money
  • #churn_rate
  • #trés_commas
  • #stealth_mode
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.