Pitch Deck
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The uncontacted tribes of the Amazon
Pitch Notes
  • #first_to_market
  • #conversion_rate
  • #ping
  • #last_mile_solution
  • #captive_audience
  • #AB_test
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White privilege
Pitch Notes
  • #social_constructs
  • #ui_ux
  • #vc_bait
  • #disrupt
  • #bias
  • #majority_minority
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Psychopaths
Pitch Notes
  • #high_functioning
  • #stealth_mode
  • #low_functioning
  • #product_market_fit
  • #no_empathy
  • #theory_of_mind
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Neanderthals
Pitch Notes
  • #99.5_percent_human
  • #bandwidth
  • #hominids
  • #stealth_mode
  • #technology
  • #common_ancestor
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Child prison
Pitch Notes
  • #dickensian
  • #upcycling
  • #juvie
  • #tiny_cells
  • #ramen_profitable
  • #vc_bait
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The Amish
Pitch Notes
  • #rumspringa
  • #english
  • #b2c
  • #vc_bait
  • #brandfluencers
  • #churning_butter
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.