Pitch Deck
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The vaginal region
Pitch Notes
  • #touch_id
  • #hands_free
  • #freemium
  • #human_women
  • #delightful_details
  • #results_driven
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Perpetual motion machines
Pitch Notes
  • #patented_process
  • #first_to_market
  • #pre_revenue
  • #insanely_great
  • #scientifically_proven
  • #nda
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Catcalling
Pitch Notes
  • #what_its_a_compliment
  • #viral
  • #misogyny
  • #last_mile_solution
  • #"smile"
  • #traction
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The human condition
Pitch Notes
  • #ennui
  • #werner_herzog_voice
  • #sells_itself
  • #gamify
  • #hmmmm
  • #suffering_and_pain
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ISIS recruiting
Pitch Notes
  • #angry_men
  • #ad_revenue
  • #cool_flag_tho
  • #countercyclical
  • #caliphate
  • #sells_itself
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Amber alerts
Pitch Notes
  • #missing_children
  • #backronym
  • #product_market_fit
  • #sells_itself
  • #captive_audience
  • #gamechanger
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.