Pitch Deck
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Checking your privilege
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  • #wokeness
  • #new_category
  • #AB_test
  • #white_people
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #ideate
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Internet outrage
Pitch Notes
  • #limitless_resource
  • #kek
  • #lifestyle_business
  • #no_downside
  • #ad_revenue
  • #PEBKAC
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Humanities majors
Pitch Notes
  • #unemployable
  • #oberlin
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #herding_cats
  • #share_economy
  • #derrida
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Your doomsday bunker
Pitch Notes
  • #potable_water
  • #stealth_mode
  • #lifetime_supply
  • #antifragile
  • #upmarket_experience
  • #xerox_parc
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Dialing 911
Pitch Notes
  • #one_click_patent
  • #voice_activated_screaming
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #ad_revenue
  • #deep_learning
  • #emergencies
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Clowns
Pitch Notes
  • #terrifying
  • #delightful_details
  • #sad
  • #ui_ux
  • #xerox_parc
  • #stephen_king
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.