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Feminists
Pitch Notes
  • #third_wave
  • #judith_butler
  • #paradigm_shift
  • #leverage
  • #sells_itself
  • #conversion_rate
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Adderall
Pitch Notes
  • #speed
  • #AB_test
  • #roi
  • #dark_web_order
  • #performance_enhancement
  • #frothy
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Wiping your bottom
Pitch Notes
  • #plush
  • #DIY
  • #stealth_mode
  • #charmin_bears
  • #last_mile_solution
  • #freemium
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Mars Colony 2
Pitch Notes
  • #what_happened_to_colony_1
  • #deep_learning
  • #burn_rate
  • #environmental_hazards
  • #gravity_adjustments
  • #lean_startup
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Instant, but disastrously unsafe, teleportation
Pitch Notes
  • #transporter_accidents
  • #first_to_market
  • #am_i_still_me
  • #move_fast_and_break_things
  • #iterate
  • #worth_it
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Ripping all the non-head hair out of your body
Pitch Notes
  • #waxing
  • #boyzilians
  • #leverage
  • #brazilian
  • #roi
  • #sunsetting
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.