Pitch Deck
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Drunk people
Pitch Notes
  • #persuadable
  • #blackouts
  • #breathalyzers
  • #ibuprofen
  • #soylent
  • #countercyclical
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Human centipedes
Pitch Notes
  • #abomination_market
  • #ass_to_mouth
  • #soylent
  • #share_economy
  • #captive_audience
  • #long_tail
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Dogs
Pitch Notes
  • #doggos
  • #woofers
  • #sells_itself
  • #whos_a_good_boy
  • #actually_a_good_idea
  • #puppers
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Labiaplasty
Pitch Notes
  • #rejuvenation
  • #porn_fashion
  • #upcycling
  • #xerox_parc
  • #deep_learning
  • #lasers_involved_somehow
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Empowering nudes
Pitch Notes
  • #SFW
  • #brands
  • #hmmmm
  • #pre_revenue
  • #blurred_nipples
  • #inspirational_porn
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Cocaine
Pitch Notes
  • #uncut
  • #30_kilos
  • #vc_bait
  • #white_pony
  • #churn_rate
  • #responsive
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.