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Children’s teeth
Pitch Notes
  • #tooth_fairying
  • #sweet_little_chiclets
  • #stealth_mode
  • #conversion_rate
  • #gold_fillings
  • #pre_revenue
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Piggyback rides
Pitch Notes
  • #weeeee
  • #seamless
  • #still_fun
  • #not_creepy
  • #burn_rate
  • #in_the_wild
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Expressing your dog’s anal glands
Pitch Notes
  • #delicate
  • #rare_oils
  • #long_tail
  • #feels
  • #patented_process
  • #upcycling
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Lighthouse keepers
Pitch Notes
  • #occupational_loneliness
  • #fog_horns
  • #incubator
  • #just_ship_it
  • #burn_rate
  • #scale
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Opioids
Pitch Notes
  • #oxycontin_patches
  • #pennsyltucky
  • #epidemic
  • #nice
  • #horse_tranquilizers
  • #stealth_mode
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Glory holes
Pitch Notes
  • #mysterious
  • #ad_revenue
  • #who_does_this
  • #proprietary_algorithm
  • #one_more_thing
  • #high_trust_culture
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.