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Things mom won’t do for you anymore
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  • #man_babies
  • #basement_dwellers
  • #IPO
  • #freemium
  • #actually_a_good_idea
  • #cooking_and_cleaning
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Earth-2
Pitch Notes
  • #goldilocks_planets
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #barely_habitable
  • #colony_ships
  • #brands
  • #long_tail
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Human hair
Pitch Notes
  • #wigs
  • #lustrous_manes
  • #smell_test
  • #so_shiny
  • #pre_revenue
  • #product_market_fit
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Farmers
Pitch Notes
  • #salt_of_the_earth_types
  • #soylent
  • #rustics
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #seed_round
  • #hay_boys
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Autofellatio
Pitch Notes
  • #rib_removal
  • #sexual_ouroboros
  • #insanely_great
  • #traction
  • #roi
  • #almost_there
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Zombies
Pitch Notes
  • #brains
  • #viral
  • #metaphor_for_capitalism
  • #conversion_rate
  • #share_economy
  • #fast_zombies
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.