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Imposter syndrome
Pitch Notes
  • #basically_everyone
  • #stealth_mode
  • #no_downside
  • #dogfooding
  • #market_size
  • #iterate
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Sex dungeons
Pitch Notes
  • #sweet_bondage_rigs
  • #no_downside
  • #mysterious_door
  • #pain_point
  • #delightful_details
  • #sex_jeans
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Suppressing your emotions
Pitch Notes
  • #men
  • #im_fine
  • #black_swan
  • #brogrammers
  • #xerox_parc
  • #bottle_them_up
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Deciding whether to hug or shake hands
Pitch Notes
  • #germs
  • #conversion_rate
  • #deep_learning
  • #fist_bump
  • #awkward
  • #actually_a_good_idea
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Gender neutral bathrooms
Pitch Notes
  • #ourinels
  • #whats_that_sound
  • #share_economy
  • #smell_test
  • #better_in_theory
  • #men_are_gross
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Overly specific fetishes
Pitch Notes
  • #its_complicated
  • #gay_clown_porn
  • #bondage_rigs
  • #product_market_fit
  • #nice
  • #in_the_wild
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.