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Sleep eating
Pitch Notes
  • #yum
  • #drink_the_koolaid
  • #xerox_parc
  • #mayo
  • #mvp
  • #close_the_fridge
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Wiping your bottom
Pitch Notes
  • #plush
  • #DIY
  • #stealth_mode
  • #charmin_bears
  • #last_mile_solution
  • #freemium
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White cisgender heterosexual men
Pitch Notes
  • #actually
  • #disrupt
  • #target_demographic
  • #scale
  • #vc_bait
  • #soylent
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Fuckboys
Pitch Notes
  • #fuccbois
  • #whats_your_favorite_novel
  • #slide_into_your_dms
  • #conversion_rate
  • #low_hanging_fruit
  • #share_economy
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Goths
Pitch Notes
  • #just_a_phase
  • #hot_topic
  • #fast_follow
  • #countercyclical
  • #planned_obsolescence
  • #black_eyeliner
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Mimes
Pitch Notes
  • #invisible_boxes
  • #marcel_marceau
  • #pre_revenue
  • #fancy_clowns
  • #woah
  • #countercyclical
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Pitch Deck is a game about convincing your friends to invest in the most ridiculous startups imaginable.

You all play clueless entrepreneurs and venture capitalists in a world where centaurs wear Crocs, Girl Scouts sell Adderall door-to-door and people rent their doomsday bunkers on Airbnb.

Each round, everyone combines a Pitch card from their hand with a Company card on the table to create a new business. Then everyone makes a quick elevator pitch describing why you should invest.

There are two winners: the person who pitched the most valuable company and the person who invested the most in that company.

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Pitch Deck is a work of satire and, as such, is not affiliated or endorsed by any of the companies or services mentioned in the game. Pitch Deck is available under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 4.0 license, so you can freely use, remix, and share the game, but can't sell anything you make from it without our permission. If you have any questions, you can contact us at [email protected]. By reading this, you grant Unlimited Liability Corporation LLC 10% ownership in the form of preferred stock with perpetual anti-dilution and participation rights of whatever company you happen to found based on ideas generated while playing, owning, or discussing Pitch Deck.